Appearance Jokes

Yo Mama - Slammed

Yo mama so fat, every car she gets into becomes a low rider.

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Old, Ugly, Blue

Q: What is old, ugly and blue?
A: A witch holding it's breath!

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Hungry Beggar

A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive and said, "I haven't eaten anything in four days." She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower."

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