Appearance Jokes

So Small

You're so small that when it rains you're the last to know!

Anonymous

Yo Momma - Football

Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she plays the interior line.

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Anonymous

Skeleton Church Music

Q: Why can't skeletons play music in church?
A: Because they've got no organs.

Anonymous