Animal Jokes - Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes

Poultry Math

Q: Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?
A: To get to the same side.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes) , Math & Science Jokes (Mathematics) , Riddles
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Chicken Sitting Out

Q: What is the Chicken's least favorite dance?
A: The foxtrot!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Foreign Languages

Q: Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, and moo?"
A: He was studying foreign languages.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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