Animal Jokes - Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes

Chickens to Screw in Lightbulb II

Q: How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one, and she'll screw it in as soon as she decides it isn't going to hatch.

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Dick In The Chick

Q: Why did the Pervert cross the road?
A: Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!

Anonymous

Chicken Visits Library

Chicken walks into the library. The Chicken goes "BbbbbOook!" and the librarian nods at a fellow bystander and goes, "This chicken is serious about reading." The second time the chicken comes through the library, the librarian gets curious as to what the chicken is reading. The chicken walks out of the library, being followed by the librarian, the chicken walks into the swamp and shows the book to a frog. The frog then goes, "Readit".

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