Animal Jokes - Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes

Roman Chicken

Q: Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
A: Because she was afraid someone would caesar!

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The Chicken's

What did the baby chick say to his mommy when she laid an Orange? " Look what Marma-lade!! "

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The Mouse

Q: Why didn't the mouse cross the road?
A: It's cord wasn't long enough!

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