Animal Jokes - Sheep Jokes

Lorry Driver and his Sheep

Q. What do you call a lorry driver with a load of sheep headed for Wales?
A. A pimp.

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Sheep Oh My

A farmer finds a man 'doing it' with one of his sheep and a little boy watching. He walks up to the boy and asks, "Who's that screwing my sheep?" The boy replies, "That's my Daa-aa-aad."

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Sheep get Shorn

Q: Where do sheep get shorn?
A: At the baa baas!

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