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Get Out

Q: Why are sheep always in a field?

A: Because they can't get out !

Cloned Sheep

Q: What did one cloned sheep say to the other?

A:  "I am ewe."

Elvis in the Field

My sheep likes to walk aimlessly round a field listening to Elvis

Wander of ewe.

Mutton Break

Q: Where do sheep go on vacation?

A: Baaaaaaahamas.

500 Girlfriends

Q: What do you call a Greek with 500 girlfriends?

A: A shepherd