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Pig With an Ink Face

Q: Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

A: Because it came out of the pen.

Walking in Ireland

A man was on a walking holiday in Ireland. He became hungry, so he decided to stop and ask for something to eat. The lady of the house invited him in and served him a bowl of soup by the fire. There was a wee pig running around the kitchen, running up to the visitor and giving him a great deal of attention. The visitor commented that he had never seen a pig this friendly. The housewife replied, "Ah, he's not that friendly. That's his bowl you're using."

Pig's Ears

A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant, "Do you have pig's ears?" The counter assistant replies, "No, it's just the way my hair is parted!"

Pig and a Lawyer

Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a lawyer?

A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.

Pig Ballet

Q:  What is a pigs favorite ballet?

A:  Swine Lake!