Animal Jokes

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Hippo

Q: What's the difference between a 'hippo' and a 'Zippo'?
A: One's really heavy, and the other's a little lighter.

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Bat on the Floor

A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave, discovered a single bat standing upright underneath them on the floor of the cave. Surprised by this unusual behavior, they asked the fellow, "What the heck are you doing down there?"
He shouted back: "Yoga!"

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Squirrel Swimming on it's Back

Q: Why does a squirrel swim on its back?
A: To keep its nuts dry!

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