Bear and Squirrel

Deep in the woods sat a bear and a squirrel at the communal latrine.
"Hmmm" says the bear to the squirrel, "Do you find that shit tends to stick to your fur?"
"Yes it does" replies the squirrel.
"Great!" says the bear, and wipes his ass with the squirrel.

White Gerbil Brown Gerbil

Q: What's the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?
A: The white one got away.

Pantyhose

Q: How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose?
A: Several. Ten little piggies, two calves, many hares, one ass and a beaver!