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Teddy Bear

Q: What does a teddy bear say when you offer it a sandwich?

A: "No thanks, I'm stuffed"

Ghost Bambi

Q: What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?

A: Bamboo

One Leg

Q: Why does a stork stand on one leg?

A: Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.

Smells Like Bacon

Q: What is small, furry and smells like bacon?

A: A hamster!

Hamster Origin

Q: Where do hamsters come from?

A: Hampsterdam!