Q: What did the orangutan call his first wife?
A: His prime-mate.
Q: What do you call a blind deer with no legs?
A: Still no eye deer
Q: What does a teddy bear say when you offer it a sandwich?
A: "No thanks, I'm stuffed"
Q: Where do frogs keep their money?
A: In a river bank!
Q: What did the turkey do in the Thanksgiving Day Parade?
A: He played his drumsticks!