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The best jokes and joke writers!

Number One

Q: What did the orangutan call his first wife?

A: His prime-mate.

Blind Deer

Q: What do you call a blind deer with no legs?

A: Still no eye deer

Teddy Bear

Q: What does a teddy bear say when you offer it a sandwich?

A: "No thanks, I'm stuffed"

Frog Bucks

Q: Where do frogs keep their money?

A: In a river bank!

Turkey

Q: What did the turkey do in the Thanksgiving Day Parade?

A: He played his drumsticks!