Animal Jokes - Fish Jokes

Shark Week - Feels Great

Two sharks were swimming in the Caribbean. One shark said to the other, "Man this water feels great!" The other shark said, "Wow, a talking shark!"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Fish Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes (Shark Week)
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Scales

Q: Why is a fish easy to weigh?
A: Because it has its own scales!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Fish Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Operation Fish

Q: Which fish can perform operations?
A: A sturgeon.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Fish Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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