Animal Jokes - Fish Jokes

Operation Fish

Q: Which fish can perform operations?
A: A sturgeon.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Fish Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Golfish Dead

One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeing him there, decides to investigate. "Whatcha doin?" he asked. Mongo replies, "My goldfish died and I'm burying him." "That's an awful big hole for a goldfish, ain't it?" asked the neighbor. Mongo shot back, "That's because he's inside your fuckin' cat!'

Categories: Animal Jokes (Fish Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
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Fish Wall -Riddles

Q: What did the fish say when he hit a wall?
A: Dam!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Fish Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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