Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes

Elephant Sex

A woman went to the doctor's and complained of being really sore. "Do you have any idea why?" "Well, I had sex with an elephant!" "You did? But elephants are known to have small penises!" "Yeah, but he fingered me first."

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Elephants

Q: How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?
A: Put a slice of bread on each side, and call him "lunch".

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North Pole

Q: What do you call an elephant at the North Pole?
A: Lost!

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