He Can't Add
Q: What do you call an elephant that can't do sums?
It Lights Up
Q: What's grey and lights up?
A: An electric elephant!
Q: How do you raise a baby elephant?
A: With a fork lift truck!
Q: What is the easy way to get a wild elephant?
A: Get a tame one and annoy it!
Q: What do you call an elephant hitchhiking?
A: A two and a half ton pickup !