Animal Jokes - Dog Jokes

Heads and Tails

Q: How is a dog's tail like the center of a tree?
A: It's furthest from the bark!

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Dog Food

Q: What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
A:  A hot dog!

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Blowing Chunks

Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party they were at the night before. 1st guy: "Man, I was so drunk that last night I got home and blew chunks."  2nd guy: "Oh yeah? Well, I was so drunk that on the way home I was pulled over and given a DUI!" 3rd guy: "That's nothing. I was so drunk that on the way home I picked up a prostitute and my wife caught us in bed!" 1st guy: "No, no.. you guys don't understand! Chunks is my dog."

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