Animal Jokes - Dog Jokes

Snow Dogs

Q: What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
A: Slush puppies!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Food Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Weather Jokes (Snow / Blizzard Jokes)
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Anonymous

Service Dogs

There's a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guy with a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says to the guy with a Chihuahua, "Let's go over to that restaurant and get something to eat." The guy with the Chihuahua says, "We can't go in there. We've got our dogs with us." The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says, "Just follow my lead." They walk over to the restaurant, the guy with the Doberman Pinscher puts on a pair of dark glasses, and he starts to walk in. A guy at the door says, "Sorry, mac, no pets allowed." The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says, "You don't understand. This is my seeing- eye dog." The guy at the door says, "A Doberman Pinscher?" He says, "Yes, they're using them now, they're very good." The guy at the door says, "Come on in."
The guy with the Chihuahua figures, What the hell, so he puts on a pair of dark glasses and starts to walk in. The guy at the door says, "Sorry, pal, no pets allowed." The guy with the Chihuahua says, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog." The guy at the door says, "A Chihuahua?" The guy with the Chihuahua says, "You mean they gave me a Chihuahua?"

Categories: Disability Jokes (Blind Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes)
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Anonymous

Cross-Eyed Dog

A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," said the vet, "lets have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and has a good look at its eyes. "Hmm, not good," says the vet, "I'm going to have to put him down"
The owner was stunned, "Put him down just because he's cross-eyed?"  "No, because he's heavy," says the vet.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Veterinarian Jokes )
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