Birdie, birdie in the sky
Dropped some white stuff in my eye
I'm a big girl I won't cry
I'm just glad that cows don't fly
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldozer
Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side!
Q: What do cows like to dance to?
A: Any kind of moosic they like!
Cow for Lunch
Q: Where do cows go for lunch?
A: The 'calfeteria'.