Animal Jokes

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Cow, Cat and Rabbit

A farmer walks out on his field and sees something outrageous: a cow with a halo over her head, a cat on the cow's back, and a rabbit on the cat's back. "HOLY COW!" he exclaims, "I've never seen a hare on that pussy!"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cow Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Rabbit Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Frenchman and His Animals

Q: What do you call a Frenchman with a sheep under one arm and a goat under the other?
A: A bisexual!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Sheep Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (French Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Riddles
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Ants Dance

Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?
A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

Categories: Animal Jokes (Insect Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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