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Turtle Neck Sweater
Q: Why did the stupid boy wear a turtle neck sweater?
A: To hide his flea collar!
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Animal Oil
Q: What's the only animal that has to be oiled?
A: A mouse.
Q: Why?
A: 'Cause it squeaks!
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Blonde Saw Elephants
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw a herd of elephants with sunglasses on?
A: Nothing, she didn't recognize them.
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