Animal Jokes

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Ant Army

Q: What do you call army ants when they're fighting?
A: Combatants

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Thought He Was a Dog

After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog was declared cured. A friend asked him how he felt now. The former patient replied, "Fine! Just feel my nose."

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Goat Worm

Q: What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A: A dirty kid!

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