Raincoat

Q: Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?
A: Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!

Bunny Shop

Q: Where do rabbits buy their clothes?
A: At the hopping mall.

Policeman Fooled

A policeman is walking down the road when he sees a man with a brick tied to a dog leash. He decides to go and humor him. He walks up to the man and says, ''Hello, sir, I like your dog!'' The man looks at the brick, then the policeman, and says, ''It's not a dog, it's a brick.'' The policeman replies, ''Oh, sorry, I thought you were a bit mad,'' and walks off rather puzzled. As the policeman goes out of sight, the man turns to the brick and says, ''That fooled him, didn't it Rover?''