Animal Jokes

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Crazy Elephant

Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?
A: Take away its credit cards

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A Condom And A Rattlesnake

What would you do if you had a condom with a hole in it in one pocket, and a rattle snake in the other pocket? I don't know either, but I do know that I wouldn't screw with either one of them.

Categories: Animal Jokes , Sex Jokes
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Summer Treat

Q: What is a llama's favorite drink?
A: 'llama-nade'.

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