Animal Jokes

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Crossing A Sheepdog With A Melon

Q: How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon?
A: Melon-collie!

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Deer Teeth

Q: Why do male deer need braces?
A: Because they have "buck teeth!"

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Harry Potter

What did Harry Potter do when he found the three-headed dog?
He ran... wouldn't you?

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