The Dotted Line

Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet? "Why are we running so fast?" said one.  Because it says "Tear along the dotted line"

The Parrots

A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, "We're prostitutes, wanna have a little fun?" She was talking to her Preacher one day about this. He said he had two male parrots and all they did was read the Bible. He thought perhaps they would be a good influence on the two females. So they put the four parrots together. So, the females yelled at the male parrots, "We're prostitutes, wanna have a little fun?" One male parrot said to the other, "Put the Bibles away! We've made it to heaven!"

A Small Cat

Q: Why was the cat so small?
A: Because it only ate condensed milk!