Animal Jokes

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Patriotic Canine

Q: What happened when Jake's dog Chester swallowed a box of fireworks?
A: I don't know, I haven't heard the last report.

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Vulture and Lawyer

Q: What is the difference between a vulture and a lawyer?
A: The vulture eventually lets go.

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Pantyhose

Q: How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose?
A: Several. Ten little piggies, two calves, many hares, one ass and a beaver!

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