Animal Jokes

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Rottweiler vs. Poodle

Q. What's the difference between a rottweiler and a poodle?
A. If a rottweiler starts humping your leg you let it finish.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes)
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Hen Eating Gunpowder

Q: What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?
A: She lays hen gren-eggs!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Bird Jokes)
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Mouse in the House

Q: Is there a mouse in the house?
A: No, but there's a moose on the loose!

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