Animal Jokes

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Dry Cow

Q: What do you call a cow who gives no milk?
A: A milk dud.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cow Jokes) , Food Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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How to Hunt Elephants -- Math style

How to Hunt Elephants -- Math style
Mathematicians hunt elephants by going to Africa, throwing out everything that is not an elephant, and catching one of whatever is left. Professors of mathematics prove the existence of at least one elephant and leave the capture of an actual elephant as an exercise for one of their graduate students.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Elephant Jokes) , School Jokes (College Jokes) , Math & Science Jokes (Mathematics)
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Brave Pig

A tourist on a farm asked the farmer why one pig had a wooden leg. The farmer said, "That pig is the bravest pig I ever saw." "So why does he have a wooden leg?" the tourist asked. "One night, our house caught on fire, and he came inside and woke us all up." The tourist asked again, "So, why does that pig have a wooden leg?" "You can't eat a pig that brave all at once!"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Pig Jokes)
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