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Hippo
Q: What's the difference between a 'hippo' and a 'Zippo'?
A: One's really heavy, and the other's a little lighter.
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Father Shark
A father shark is talking to his son. The father says, "I'm going to teach you how to catch a human. First you raise your fin out of the water and start circling. Continue circling for about 5 minutes, then you go in and eat them."
"Why circle them?" asks the son.
The father replies, "They taste better without shit in them."
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Elephant Ball
Q: What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
A: Cinderelephant!
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