Animal Jokes

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At an Auction

During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placed a winning bid told the auctioneer, "I'm paying a fortune for that parrot. I hope he talks as well as you say he does."
"I guarantee it, madam," replied the auctioneer. "Who do you think was bidding against you?"

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Fish Transportation

Q: How do the fish get to school?
A: By octobus!

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Happy Pit Bull

Q:  What has 4 legs and 8 arms?
A:  A pit bull in a children's play area.

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