Kiel's Jokes

Twins

My girlfriend said "I'm seeing someone behind your back"
I said "I know, that's my conjoined twin, Michael"

Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

Dane Cook - Look-a-Like

Do you know, it is cheaper to book Dane Cook than his look-a-like?
To be fair, his look-a-like is probably funnier

Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

Veggie Love

I enjoy having sex with vegetables.
Been kicked out of three hospitals so far.

Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips