Kiel's Jokes

Big Brother

The doctor told me I abuse alcohol
I didn't think anyone had seen me slapping around that bottle of vodka

Categories: Alcohol Jokes (Vodka Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes
Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

RIP Mom

My girlfriend throws up whenever she thinks about her dead mother.
I reckon it's mourning sickness

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

Roof Top

My sweater is on the roof.
I know I'm a tough personal trainer, but I never thought I'd drive a client to suicide.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Suicide Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips