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Yo Mama - M&M

Yo mamma so stupid she put two M&M's in her ear and said she was listening to Eminem.

Yo Mama - Fish Story

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to drown a fish.

Yo Mama - Weather Change

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she heard there was a change in the weather, she ran outside with her piggy bank.

Yo Mama - Pool Twin

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to hug her reflection in the pool thinking it was her long lost twin, and drowned.

Yo Mama - Speed Limit

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when the officer told her she broke the speed limit, she offered to fix it.