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The best jokes and joke writers!

Yo Mama - Misdial

Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

Yo Mama - Fish Story

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to drown a fish.

Yo Mama - Weather Change

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she heard there was a change in the weather, she ran outside with her piggy bank.

Yo Mama - Pool Twin

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to hug her reflection in the pool thinking it was her long lost twin, and drowned.

Yo Mama - Car

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!