Yo Mama - Etch A Sketch
Yo mama so poor, she watches television on an Etch A Sketch.
Your Momma so poor, she go to Mcdonalds to put a shake on layaway!
Yo Mama - Steal
Yo mama so poor, when I visited her trailer, two cockroaches tripped me and a rat tried to steal my wallet.
Yo Mama - Tripped over Fence
Yo momma's so poor, I went through her front door and tripped over the back fence!
Yo Mama - Bath
Yo mama so poor, when she went to take a bath, the roaches made her wait her turn.