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Yo Mama - Etch A Sketch

Yo mama so poor, she watches television on an Etch A Sketch.

A Shake

Your Momma so poor, she go to Mcdonalds to put a shake on layaway!

Yo Mama - Steal

Yo mama so poor, when I visited her trailer, two cockroaches tripped me and a rat tried to steal my wallet.

Yo Mama - Tripped over Fence

Yo momma's so poor, I went through her front door and tripped over the back fence!

Yo Mama - Bath

Yo mama so poor, when she went to take a bath, the roaches made her wait her turn.