Yo Mama - Window Shopping

Yo' Mama is so poor, she can't afford window shopping.

Yo Mama - Rebates

Yo' Mama is so poor, she looks for rebate offers at the 99 cent store.

Yo Mama - Lost Shoe

Yo mama's so poor, I saw her walking down the street with only one shoe on. I said, ''Hey, Mrs Jones, you've lost a shoe,'' and she said ''No, it's alright, I found one.''