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The best jokes and joke writers!

Yo Mama - Eating Cereal

Yo mama so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk!

Yo Mama In Kmart

Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."

Yo Mama - Tin Can

Yo momma's so poor, when I asked her why she was kicking that tin can across the street, she said she was moving!

Yo Mama - Bath Time

Yo' Mama is so poor, bath time is a a family thing.

Yo Mama - Flush

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!