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Yo Mama - Cottage Cheese

Yo mama so old, she has cottage cheese instead of milk coming out of her tits.

Yo Mama - Black and White

Yo mama is so old that her memory is in black and white.

Yo Mama - Rainbows

Yo mama so old, when she was young, rainbows were black and white.

Yo Mama - Powdered Milk

Yo momma's so old, she squirts powdered milk out of her nipples!

Yo Mama - Moses

Yo momma is so old, she sat next to Moses in preschool!