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Yo Mama - Cain and Abel

Yo momma's so old, her first job was as Cain and Abel's baby-sitter!

Yo Mama - Breast Feeding

Yo mama’s so old, when she breast feeds, people mistake her for a fog machine!

Yo Mama - First Boyfriend

Yo momma is so old, God was her first boyfriend.

Old Mama

Yo mama so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.

Yo Mama - Breast Milk

Yo mama so old when her breast milk comes out it's powder.