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Yo Mamma Is Old

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo Mama - Dead Sea

Yo mama so old, when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.

Yo Mama - Yearbook

Yo mama is so old, Cleopatra signed her high school yearbook, "BFF."

Yo Mama - Grade School

Yo momma's so old, she sat in front of Jesus in first grade.

Yo Mama - Gettysburg Address

Yo momma is so old, she has an original copy of the Gettysburg Address.