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Yo Mama - Original Light

Yo Mama is so old, when God said 'let there be light', she was there to flick the switch.

Yo Mama - Shoes

Yo' Mama is so old, she wears Air Moses.

Yo Mama - Track With Dinosaurs

Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

Yo Mama - Moses

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo Mama - First Boyfriend

Yo momma is so old, God was her first boyfriend.