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The best jokes and joke writers!

Yo Mama - Thighs

Yo momma's thighs are so fat you can smack them and ride the waves.

Yo Mama - Broke It

Yo mama is so fat, when she died she broke the stairway to heaven.

Yo Mama - Balanced Meal

Yo' Mama is so fat, she thinks a balanced meal is a cheeseburger in each hand.

Yo Mama - Quarter Roll

Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!

Yo Mama - Lipstick

Yo mama so fat, she puts on lipstick with a paint roller.