Yo Momma Jokes - Yo Momma So Fat

Yo Mama - Backing Up

Yo Mama's so fat, when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.

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Yo Momma - Fat

Yo momma is so fat, when she stood on the scale to get weighed it read, "one at a time please!!!!!!"

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Boomerang

Yo mama so fat, she needs a boomerang to wear a belt.

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