Yo Mama - Forearm Neck Thigh

Yo mama's so fat, she's 36-24-36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh!

Yo Mama's Rolls Bar

Yo mama's so fat, she doesn't have love handles, she has a roll bar.

One At A time

Yo Mama's so fat, when she steps on a scale, it read "One at a time, please."