Yo Momma Jokes

Your mama jokes are always great to get a rise our of your friends! Get your favorite momma jokes here!

Three Cows

Q What do you call a cow with three legs?
A: Lean beef.
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef.
Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?
A: Yo Mama.

Anonymous

Yo Mama - Campfire

Yo mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to stick their wiener in.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes , Sex Jokes
Anonymous

Yo Mama - Pole Vault

Yo mama is so short, she has to pole vault into bed at night.

Anonymous