Yo Momma Jokes

Your mama jokes are always great to get a rise our of your friends! Get your favorite momma jokes here!

Yo Mama - Green Grass

Yo mama so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."

Anonymous

Yo Mama - Guppies

Yo mama is so fat, she makes whales look like guppies.

Anonymous

Yo Mama - Haircut

Yo mama so poor, she joined the Army to get a haircut.

Anonymous