Yo Momma Jokes

Your mama jokes are always great to get a rise our of your friends! Get your favorite momma jokes here!

Yo Mama - Dog

Yo mama is so ugly, her dog closes his eyes when it humps her leg.

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Yo Mama - Outta Gas

Yo momma's so fat, when I swerved to avoid her in the street I ran outta gas!

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Yo Mama - Backing Up

Yo Mama's so fat, when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.

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