Yo Momma Jokes

Your mama jokes are always great to get a rise our of your friends! Get your favorite momma jokes here!

Yo Mama - Gas

Yo mama's so fat, when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas.

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Yo Momma - Love

Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it.

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Yo Mama - Chicken

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a chicken?
A: A chicken lays eggs, and Yo' Mama lays everything else.

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