Yo Momma Jokes

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Yo Mama - Short

Yo mama so short when she smoked weed she couldn't get high.

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Yo Mama - Flight Ticket

Yo' Mama is so fat, the last time she booked a flight, her boarding ticket read, "Please allow up to 4-6 weeks for freight delivery."

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Spooky Mom

Yo Mama's so ugly, when she walks down the street in September, people say, "Damn! Is it Halloween already?"

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