Yo Momma Jokes

Your mama jokes are always great to get a rise our of your friends! Get your favorite momma jokes here!

Yo Mama - Bumps Into Others

Yo mama's so fat, she bumps into people when she's sitting down

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Yo Momma - Door Frame

Yo mama's so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.

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Yo Mama - Ugly Contest

Yo momma's so ugly, when she applied for the ugly contest, they told her, "No professionals!"

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