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Light Bulb Changing

Q: How many statisticians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: 1, plus or minus 4 due to small sample size.

Professional Fisherman

Q: What do you call a professional fisherman?

A: A master baiter.

Evolutionists to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: There's no evidence that the change is due to evolution. What use would a mutation that produced part of a filament be?

Fisherman Pay

Q: What kind of money do fishermen make?

A: Net profits!

Original Sin

There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for a soldier and propositioned him. The Salvation Army gent said, "Ma'am, you may be forgiven, as a pitiable victim of circumstances. Tell me, are you familiar with the concept of 'original sin'?" The hooker replied, "Well, maybe and maybe not. But if it's "really" original, it'll cost you an extra $20."